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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1118 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 14 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
Emeralds Found: | 7697 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Join us if you’ve never cared for Meadow’s love life, because here, we’ve got llamas getting married, villagers starting a gossip club, and creepers trying to find their soulmates (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where Endermen show off their sick dance moves, and the Nether is basically a hot mess of piglins throwing wild parties with gold nuggets as currency.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a soap opera on steroids, come join us and prepare for a wild ride! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two.