come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Void Armor Forged: 30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140 Enchantments Applied: 61
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Alien Abductions: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Chimeras Created: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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