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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5318 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of banditos. we got 11 cartel gunmen who are actually really good at building stuff, like they built a whole town out of blocks. they even made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, it’s lit af.
come join us and help us fight off the bus passengers who keep trying to invade our server. they keep trying to steal our diamonds and blow up our houses, but we ain’t havin’ none of that. we’ll show them who’s boss with our epic pvp skills and TNT cannons.
plus, we got tacos. lots and lots of tacos. and margaritas. and donkeys wearing sombreros. it’s a fiesta all day, every day on this server. so what are you waiting for, vamanos! join us now and let’s have a blast together! 🌮🍹🎉
