Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky fella loves to boogie down and will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. How cool is that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Imagine a world where stepmoms try to convince you to change your name as a Christmas gift, where babysitters are hired just to make you love them, and where being called “spoiled and bratty” is just another day in the blocky paradise.
So come on in and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with! Just remember, in this world, you can be whoever you want to be, even if your stepmom disagrees.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Are you tired of being asked to babysit your nieces and nephews every few months while trying to start your own family? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape the real world and focus on building your dream virtual family instead!
Join us for outrageous adventures, like dodging last-minute doctor appointments and navigating rocky family relationships. Plus, earn virtual currency by completing fertility treatments and IVF procedures!
And don’t worry about being approached as a couple to babysit – on our server, we only ask your Minecraft character directly. Because who needs real-life communication skills when you can just send a message in the game?
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs flights paid for when you can teleport in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of gold blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the server. We have a strict “no dirt hut” policy because we believe in only the most extravagant and outrageous builds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond gear. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and uncover their secrets?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1131 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 396 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3899 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4548 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
