Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is so chaotic, it’ll make you grateful for your own crazy family dynamics. And don’t worry about finding a place to live, because unlike my brother, we won’t be crashing on your virtual couch anytime soon.
With a community crazier than my brother’s dating history, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like dealing with my brother’s constant LinkedIn posts begging for help.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!
And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 400003 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.
come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Welcome to Akoot & Co |
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| Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. |
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| No application required! Just launch the game and play! |
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IP: akoot.co Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co Version: |
No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.
Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 148 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!
We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).
So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.
And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!
Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.
Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.
But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
