Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 247 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!
Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.
So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.
So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!
SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Server Type | Mostly-Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Community Focus | Building, Shops, and more |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal |
| Is the server Discord available? | Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx |
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?
Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!
We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 8671 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!
Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 30 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!
Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
