🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3467 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.