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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 410 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 287 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.