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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6093 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 707 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to put your dick in a butthole… in Minecraft, of course! Our server is filled with all sorts of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises.
Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and maybe even find a butthole or two to stick your virtual dick in. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not something you should try in real life.
So why wait? Come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to keep it PG-13… or at least try to.