Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ValhallaCraft SMP

    ValhallaCraft SMP

    The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Minecraft Civils

    Minecraft Civils

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 971 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • VenatusMC

    VenatusMC

    Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 355
    Falling into the Void: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 7448
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3090 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Villages Defended: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Buildings Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4286 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 New Chunks Explored: 741251
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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