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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7733 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2018 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?
So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.