BootyCraft: Aging Like Fine Wine

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about saggy butt implants again! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that keep your character’s booty looking perky and fabulous for eternity.

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?

So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.

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  • LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

    LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness

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  • MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes

    MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to witness some truly epic fails!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to see players completely ruin their lives in just a matter of minutes. From building a house right next to a creeper spawner to accidentally pouring lava all over their precious diamond stash, the possibilities for disaster are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep on our server rose up and demanded equal rights (spoiler alert: they lost). And let’s not forget about the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fought to the death over who had the best pixel art creation.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and witness the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

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  • PharaohsVsTrump2020

    PharaohsVsTrump2020
    come join our epic minecraft server where trump is building a wall to keep out the creepers and zombies but insists that egypt and jordan will take in all the gazans instead. it’s a wild ride of politics and block building, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to find. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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  • Egg Heat Cookin’ Party

    Egg Heat Cookin’ Party
    Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to be part of a Minecraft server where you can literally cook an egg with your body heat? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we got 12 people occupying the same space, creating enough heat to fry an egg in just one day! Join now and be part of this egg-cellent experience! Who needs furnaces when you got human heat, amirite? So come on over and let’s get crackin’!

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  • Sheep Evolution Craft

    Sheep Evolution Craft
    so, liek, dis server is liek, totaly cray cray cuz it has, liek, ancient genomics and sheep and stuff. u can, liek, learn all about how sheep were, liek, created and spread all over da world.

    u can, liek, become a sheep whisperer and, liek, communicate with dem in ways no one else can. u can, liek, ride sheep into battle and conquer da land with ur fluffy army.

    join dis server if u wanna be da ultimate sheep master and uncover da secrets of ancient genomics. it’s gonna be, liek, totally epic and u won’t regret it, i swear.

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