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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9314 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?
Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness