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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9406 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 187 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?
Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness