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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6039 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1700 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2848 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
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