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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5100 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 225 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.
and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?
oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.
