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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2395 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 5050 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 457 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.
and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?
oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.
