BoomerSlang Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Missiles Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a missile hitting its target? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but in a fun way, we promise). Hear explosions? Check. Feel the adrenaline rush of dodging missiles? Check. Join now for a gaming experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft SMP – /psg/ – Project SEKAI General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our 4th Anniversary edition of Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage! ft. Hatsune Miku Minecraft SMP!

Experience the thrill of rhythm gaming while building your own virtual Vocaloid world. Collaborate with the 6 main Vocaloids from Crypton and a cast of original characters to create the ultimate Minecraft masterpiece.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Put Your Heart Into It! Dream Stage,” will boost your Pure attributes and give you the chance to recruit members like Shiho, Airi, Toya, Nene, and Ena. And don’t miss out on our insane gachas, including Talent Blooms and Bloom Fes with limited edition characters like Rui and Rin.

Join now and dive into translated stories like Leo/need, MORE MORE JUMP!, Vivid BAD SQUAD, Wonderlands × Showtime, and Nightcord de. Your Minecraft adventure will never be the same once you step into the colorful world of Project SEKAI! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	2308	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with your ex’s drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can evict anyone you want without any consequences!

Join us and build your own detached garage with an apartment over it, just like in the story above. You can even offer free rent to your ex’s stepkids or half siblings, or kick them out whenever you feel like it.

Experience the thrill of virtual eviction without any guilt! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let the eviction party begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	8810

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VirginRedDressJealousAITA

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive family members at your own wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only tension you’ll feel is from trying to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Our server is perfect for those who have siblings that can’t handle their jealousy. No need to worry about insulting comments about your wedding dress color choices here – unless you want to wear red, then go for it! We embrace all colors of the rainbow, even if it means calling you a whore (just kidding, we don’t actually do that).

So come join us and leave your family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive behavior. Plus, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family waiting for you?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ConspiracyCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in the wildest conspiracy theories out there! From secret villages of talking cows to hidden portals to the Nether in every player’s backyard, you never know what crazy conspiracy will pop up next. Join us if you dare and see if you can uncover the truth behind it all!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blockhead Realization

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Have you ever realized that joining our Minecraft server is the key to unlocking your inner diamond mining skills? It’s like a secret society of blocky builders and pixelated warriors, where the only rule is to have fun and never run out of snacks.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. You follow them to a hidden cave filled with enchanted loot and rare treasures, all just waiting for you to claim as your own.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SirenCraft: Iranian Attack!

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OMG GUYS, this server is so lit that even the IDF is getting in on the action! Like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you hear sirens blaring because Iran is attacking Israel in the game. It’s like real-life drama but in blocky pixel form. Join now to experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build your own bomb shelter to survive the chaos. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft war hero and save the day. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	988193	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5374

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cool Roofs Save Lives

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the roofs are all light-colored and stuff. Apparently, this could have like, totally reduced London’s temps by 0.8°C in 2018. That’s cray cray, right? And get this, it could have prevented 249 out of 786 heat-related deaths! Like, what even is that percentage, bro?

So, if you wanna be a part of this epicness, join our server now! Build your own light-colored roofs and save lives in Minecraft. Who knew virtual construction could be so life-saving, amirite? Plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps who care about the environment and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Redfield Modded BEDROCK: Where even the creepers are social distancing! 🦠💥

1.20, bedrock, Casual, collaboration, Community, CONTENT, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord, DISTANCING, Elected positions, Environment, family, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Realm, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Social, tight-knit, Timeless

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Environment	Casual
Communication	Active Discord/Realm
Community	Community Elected Positions

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for players?	We are only looking for players 18 years or older.
What is the goal of the server?	The goal is to expand the community and find like-minded, community-driven players.
Is there any creative content or mods on the server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	Check out our Discord server: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us as we embark on epic adventures through Season 4 – Clear All Cathy, where we’ll battle dragons, build castles, and maybe even discover hidden treasures (or just accidentally blow up our own creations with TNT, it happens).

But wait, there’s more! Season 5 – Oblivion is just around the corner, where we’ll face off against the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering. Will we survive? Will we thrive? Will we accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all our diamonds? Only one way to find out!

And don’t forget about the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where we’ll ride minecarts through psychedelic tunnels and maybe even encounter a few creepers along the way (watch out for their explosive personalities).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael or the fearless explorer of Devyat’ North Section 3 Rodion. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Animals Bred:	98	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LingoFail Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MathCraft: No Room for Squares

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCreeperLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.