Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Epic Battles Fought: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Servers

  • PotterworldMC

    PotterworldMC

    Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 474 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Enchantments Applied: 67
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 5718
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 434 Dragon Eggs Found: 2907
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Ores Mined: 4453 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Potions Brewed: 171
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Alien Abductions: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 354327 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 163 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 368
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 New Chunks Explored: 35111
    Star Shards Collected: 287 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Magic Items Found: 1578 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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