Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1980 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Dimension Hops: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Servers

  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 174
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 1340
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Mines Excavated: 3893 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 633538 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Magic Items Found: 7030

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8227 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 65
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Farms Harvested: 155
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Star Shards Collected: 186
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 107564 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3186
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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