Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 24

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8611 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
    Potions Brewed: 86 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magic Items Found: 5417

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Gods Slained: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 45

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 423 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 344 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 475 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9096 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Love Letters Sent: 19

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Animals Bred: 82 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Crops Grown: 7452 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Dimension Hops: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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