Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Mines Excavated: 4799
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Dimension Hops: 3 Emeralds Found: 3826

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Chimeras Created: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 659866 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Dimension Hops: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Gods Slained: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Magic Items Found: 3512 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Void Armor Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Farms Harvested: 395
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 217

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Magic Items Found: 1394

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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