Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 175 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Animals Bred: 93 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 13279
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Crops Grown: 2333
    Mines Excavated: 1321 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Villages Defended: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 57 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Star Shards Collected: 156
    Villages Defended: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Magic Items Found: 3324
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Ores Mined: 9184 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 569114 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Magic Items Found: 2926
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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