Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Buildings Constructed: 46
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 481 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 New Chunks Explored: 999687

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 90 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ores Mined: 5155
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 5579
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 300 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 New Chunks Explored: 175411
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64 Dragon Eggs Found: 9153
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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