Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Battle Standards Raised: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Falling into the Void: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Towns Built: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Crops Grown: 8326 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Villages Defended: 20
    New Chunks Explored: 581682 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 189 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Buildings Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Emeralds Found: 6850
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 New Chunks Explored: 680248
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6119 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 389440 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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