Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Towns Built: 6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Towns Built: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 632
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dimension Hops: 14
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Chimeras Created: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 331
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Enchantments Applied: 132
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Gods Slained: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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