Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 8342 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Animals Bred: 199

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Ores Mined: 2612

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 477 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Magic Items Found: 4118
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Runes Activated: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Zombie Dances: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Magic Items Found: 1416
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Farms Harvested: 591 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Enchantments Applied: 258 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Potions Brewed: 90
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 6461
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Crops Grown: 6940
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Towns Built: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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