Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Azalea Realms

    Azalea Realms

    Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Mundo PixelNet

    Mundo PixelNet

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3604 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MC PGST

    MC PGST

    A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Dragon Scales Harvested: 172
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4666 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Cavern

    The Cavern

    Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2030
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • LuxCube

    LuxCube

    Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Dig up

    Dig up

    If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 190
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 50
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • AusTv

    AusTv

    A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2992 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • AKIOMC

    AKIOMC

    We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TheaLater MC

    TheaLater MC

    If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GensFood

    GensFood

    GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • EcoSMP

    EcoSMP

    Discord Whitelist | Cross-Platform | Economy | Towns/Nations | In-Game Ranks | Player Shops | Custom Jobs | Free /Fly | Custom Items | Semi Vanilla | Discord Integration | Server Never ResetsJava IP: play.ecosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The Witch Chest

    The Witch Chest

    If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BILTU SMP

    BILTU SMP

    ⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8350
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Zombie Dances: 7 Villages Defended: 13
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 240 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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