Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4723 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3703 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 124 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3219 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Ores Mined: 7125

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Crops Grown: 4746

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ores Mined: 9820

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 6609
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 177 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Animals Bred: 199
    Mines Excavated: 2190 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 349 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8116 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Towns Built: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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