Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 143 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Farms Harvested: 908
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Enchantments Applied: 171
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 169 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 21

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 345867 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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