Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2457 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8858 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Emeralds Found: 3466
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2247 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5299 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Villages Defended: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Animals Bred: 37 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Animals Bred: 173 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 381 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Dimension Hops: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Potions Brewed: 175
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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