Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7668 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 796 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Towns Built: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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