Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • EcoSMP

    EcoSMP

    Discord Whitelist | Cross-Platform | Economy | Towns/Nations | In-Game Ranks | Player Shops | Custom Jobs | Free /Fly | Custom Items | Semi Vanilla | Discord Integration | Server Never ResetsJava IP: play.ecosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Witch Chest

    The Witch Chest

    If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 9634
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BILTU SMP

    BILTU SMP

    ⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 105
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SiriusMC

    SiriusMC

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Altitude Community

    Altitude Community

    Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Villages Defended: 16 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • LusiadasCraft

    LusiadasCraft

    The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Magic Items Found: 1274
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • HoloCraft SEA

    HoloCraft SEA

    Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Universal

    Universal

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MineWave

    MineWave

    MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • AnubisMC

    AnubisMC

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Empire Minecraft

    Empire Minecraft

    Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MineGen

    MineGen

    Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Towns Built: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Gods Slained: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MineLucky

    MineLucky

    MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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