Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8865
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magic Items Found: 4437
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Villages Defended: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Mines Excavated: 1944

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 59
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Magic Items Found: 5461 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 189 Chimeras Created: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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