Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Gods Slained: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1560 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Animals Bred: 51
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Runes Activated: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Ace MC

    Ace MC

    Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Runes Activated: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Potions Brewed: 90 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown

    CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Potions Brewed: 31

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • InvadedLands

    InvadedLands

    InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Chimeras Created: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6715 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ores Mined: 8948 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Star Shards Collected: 148
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Ores Mined: 1708
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Arefy Network

    Arefy Network

    Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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