Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 461 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Crops Grown: 2596

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Enchantments Applied: 75

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Animals Bred: 195
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Ores Mined: 2926
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 33

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Animals Bred: 54
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4738 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Towns Built: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Alien Abductions: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Mythical Swords Crafted: 75
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Gods Slained: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Farms Harvested: 356
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 27 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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