Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Magic Crystals Found: 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Enchantments Applied: 253
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Villages Defended: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Farms Harvested: 145
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 188
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Magic Items Found: 2140

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Magic Items Found: 8270 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2019 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8100 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Emeralds Found: 8200 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Zombie Dances: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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