Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Crops Grown: 1693 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Emeralds Found: 8161
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 New Chunks Explored: 896785
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Potions Brewed: 148

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3300 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 51
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Farms Harvested: 192 Magic Items Found: 7535
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8174 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Farms Harvested: 647
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 142
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 173
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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