Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Runes Activated: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Dimension Hops: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Villages Defended: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Zombie Dances: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Potions Brewed: 34 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2633 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Towns Built: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6626 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9873 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Crops Grown: 3341

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Zombie Dances: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Animals Bred: 106

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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