Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133
Ores Mined: 3357 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • AKIOMC

    AKIOMC

    We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9708
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • TheaLater MC

    TheaLater MC

    If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Animals Bred: 99

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • GensFood

    GensFood

    GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2353 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • EcoSMP

    EcoSMP

    Discord Whitelist | Cross-Platform | Economy | Towns/Nations | In-Game Ranks | Player Shops | Custom Jobs | Free /Fly | Custom Items | Semi Vanilla | Discord Integration | Server Never ResetsJava IP: play.ecosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Witch Chest

    The Witch Chest

    If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BILTU SMP

    BILTU SMP

    ⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Crops Grown: 9248 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 251
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Crops Grown: 7282 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SiriusMC

    SiriusMC

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Altitude Community

    Altitude Community

    Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9122 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • LusiadasCraft

    LusiadasCraft

    The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 380
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Potions Brewed: 192

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • HoloCraft SEA

    HoloCraft SEA

    Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Universal

    Universal

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MineWave

    MineWave

    MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Magic Items Found: 1452
    Alien Abductions: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • AnubisMC

    AnubisMC

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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