Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Potions Brewed: 176 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 221 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Mines Excavated: 4735
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3639 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Farms Harvested: 912 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7180
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Emeralds Found: 2902
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 67 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2155
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Animals Bred: 177
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 197 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PvPCloud

    PvPCloud

    PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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