Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 261
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • TerraeMC

    TerraeMC

    Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Magic Items Found: 7987
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Farms Harvested: 298 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Kinetic Network

    Kinetic Network

    Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SummerCraft

    SummerCraft

    JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2012
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PartyRealms

    PartyRealms

    IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 410
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Potions Brewed: 73 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DifferentCraft Towny

    DifferentCraft Towny

    DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Enchantments Applied: 149
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Cubiverse

    Cubiverse

    We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • 6b6t

    6b6t

    6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Evolved Survival

    Evolved Survival

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Cherry Blossom SMP

    Cherry Blossom SMP

    Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3280 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Sky Blossom

    Sky Blossom

    Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Nomifactory by CraftersLand

    Nomifactory  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9091
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Cube-Nation.de

    Cube-Nation.de

    Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Simply Vanilla

    Simply Vanilla

    Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 77

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Project AZOTH

    Project AZOTH

    The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 171 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Ores Mined: 8792 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Megga-CRAFT

    Megga-CRAFT

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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