Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
New Chunks Explored: 224574 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Zombie Dances: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Skyland

    Skyland

    Hello and welcome to Skyland Minecraft! We are a server that focuses on world building with nations, cities and history on a Minecraft Java 1.18x-1.20x server that uses the Lands plugin.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Dragon Scales Harvested: 331
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Reforged Network

    Reforged Network

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Omnablock Network

    Omnablock Network

    Omnablock is an in-development network with 2 unique gamemodes that are “Survival with a twist”…Gamemode #1 is called TextureLack: every possible texture in the game has been taken away! In this world you must figure out how to survive when every block, item, entity and more are the exact same shade of white (or dark grey if you choose the dark mode pack). How will you get ores? How will you build your base when the colours of blocks don’t matter anymore? How will you avoid falling into lava pools in the daytime when they’re the same colour as the ground?? Change your gameplay and find out how much you’ve been taking Minecraft’s textures for granted!PLEASE NOTE: In order to prevent players exploiting the texturepack restriction by using mods, you cannot play this gamemode with Forge. Vanilla is required.Gamemode #2 is called Slice Of Life: in this mode, the entire world splits into 10-block wide strips of land. It feels like normal Survival at first, but you quickly realise that certain structures and biomes will be harder to find, so it’s important to survive with what land you’ve been given. Everything you build needs to fit within your 10-block strip, whether it’s a crop farm, mob grinder, or your base. You’ll need to change how you live in this gamemode where your land is only as wide as a 4-tier beacon!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Honeycomb

    The Honeycomb

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Harlon City Server

    Harlon City Server

    A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SurvivalCraft

    SurvivalCraft

    SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Farms Harvested: 621
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Towns Built: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • The kismet

    The kismet

    Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3727 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 New Chunks Explored: 206709
    Towns Built: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Aspiria Mc

    Aspiria Mc

    11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Divine Spears Created: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blurkit Network

    Blurkit Network

    The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • isoVerse

    isoVerse

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • mg network

    mg network

    Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Animals Bred: 37
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BoxxyNetwork

    BoxxyNetwork

    BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 239 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Vexstria

    Vexstria

    Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Dotarch MC

    Dotarch MC

    Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Villages Defended: 19 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 245
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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