Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
Endless Night Skies: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • GotPvP

    GotPvP

    GotPvP is a premium Minecraft network with classic game modes and unique mini games.

    • Faction •• Skyblock • Prison •• Creative RPG • Kitpvp •• Oppvp • Fatkid •• Hunger Games

    We are a network founded in February of 2013, with one of the most cultured and amazing communities you will find. Over 50 helpful active staff, helpers, senior moderators, and admins. Weekly global events, tournaments and more, you will never get bored!

    IP Address: play.gotpvp.com Website: http://gotpvp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/g2HQtCx Store: https://buy.gotpvp.com

    Faithfully waiting to see you soon!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • DestinyMC

    DestinyMC

    DestinyMC is a long standing community with Skyblock, Survival and Prison servers that are compatible with all devices. Some of our features include Enchantment Gems, Private Mines, Cities, Gangs, Robots and Backpack Enchantments. Link your Discord account in-game to receive a free rank on the server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Elimentus

    Elimentus

    Welcome to Elimentus, a 1.18.1 Survival/Bending Server. – Choose an Element using /element and unlock sub-elements

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Gods Slained: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • mnfcandy

    mnfcandy

    Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 168

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Gates of Aevony

    Gates of Aevony

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    Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

    IP: mc.aevony.net

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    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Aetheria

    Aetheria

    Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dimension Hops: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • DrugLegends

    DrugLegends

    One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

    [+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftCadia Network

    CraftCadia Network

    Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

    We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

    IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SkyPrison

    SkyPrison

    SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

    But wait there’s more.

    SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

    * PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

    * McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

    Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

    Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

    Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PotatoMC

    PotatoMC

    Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

    1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

    Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Ores Mined: 5578 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3325
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Azalel Nation

    Azalel Nation

    Azalel Nation

    Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

    -> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

    Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

    Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ArkFlame Network

    ArkFlame Network

    ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minecraft SkyBlock Server

    Minecraft SkyBlock Server

    SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

    Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

    Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Villages Defended: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 730 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Desteria

    Desteria

    Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

    • Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

    These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

    We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

    If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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