Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Animals Bred: 112

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Homestead

    Homestead

    Semi-Vanilla 1.19 server! Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! IP: play.homesteadmc.us ~~ABOUT~~ Our server includes anti-grief plugins that will keep everything you’ve worked for safe. Any grief or theft will be undone, your chests, furnaces, and any valuables protected. Player versus Player is disabled server-wide apart from being enabled in the server made arena and other user made arenas. Buy and sell items with the player driven economy. Join or start your own town, go solo, or play however your heart desires on this community ran, PURE survival server. ~~RANKS~~ We at Homestead provide ranks that do not vastly impact the true survival experience that our server offers. Show your tenure and loyalty by progressing up from ranks ranging from Novice to Emerald. ~~COMMUNITY~~ Join our /Discord to take part in server discussion! From an active text and voice chat community to in-game Holiday events, we welcome absolutely anybody to delve into and experience our great community.

    ~~STAFF~~ ALL staff are handpicked. Every staff member being experienced, mature, and knowledgeable do not hesitate to voice any questions or concerns you may have. **Brand new map on an unexplored 1.19 server! (As of July 1st, 2022)** Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Animals Bred: 187
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MenaceSMP Season 1

    MenaceSMP Season 1

    Welcome to Menace Smp Season 1

    Have you always wanted to join one of those big Lifesteal Smp servers like the official lifesteal smp! Well now is ur chance to join one!! ———————————————— What we got to offer is: – Lifesteal – Good Community – Nice Discord —————————‐——————– Server is open

    Hope to see u there!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SpiderMC

    SpiderMC

    FEATURES:- We have a public spawn made by our builder (Halloween Themed). We try to do weekly events of various types to make the server more fun. We have many useful features to make the server more fun!

    HARDWARE:- Our server is located in Singapore. We always try to make our server as fast as possible and have the best hardware needed.

    CONNECTIVITY:- Our Minecraft server is Cracked which means you can join regardless of your Minecraft status. You can join our Minecraft server by using the IP:- play.spidermc.xyz or spidermc.xyz

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 896912 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • DarkPvP

    DarkPvP

    DarkPvP is a Minecraft server that offers a welcoming community and game modes like Survival, BedWars, Lifesteal, and FFA. It works for versions 1.8-1.20, plus, with one of the fastest pings in India, you can expect extra smooth gameplay! Join now to embark on this new adventure and explore the unique world of DarkPvP!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Emeralds Found: 9928
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • HaliaCraft Network

    HaliaCraft Network

    HaliaCraft Network is a Hispanic server focused on Survival, PvE and some PvP, we take our job very seriously to offer a good quality game, we work to improve every day. We currently have 4 modes Survival 1.16.5, One Block 1.16.5, The Bridge and KnockbackFFA. Join and enjoy an experience together! Do not forget to invite your friends.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • RIVMC

    RIVMC

    RIV NETWORK, server with a main modality, Surival custom, and other modalities in development

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 New Chunks Explored: 761330
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ULA Gamers

    ULA Gamers

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    Survival 1.19.4 Bosses Dungeons Shop Custom Enchantments Pvp arenas and much more…

    Others… Active staff. Constant updates. Daily rewards. Draws. Events.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CropCraft

    CropCraft

    CropCraft 1.20.4 Farming eco PVP server

    What is CropCraft?

    CropCraft is a NEW farming eco mixed with pvp server based off of version 1.20.4 but compatible with previous versions as well! CropCraft was created in January of 2024 as a way to bring back the nostalgia of former “drug” servers without stepping over the line, We wanted it to have the same feel of these old servers but without stepping over the line in terms of actual content in game. Our community is very new and we are still very much a work in progress but we appreciate all the players who participate during our development as well as directly support us, We can always use suggestions and advice!

    Server IP: cropcraft.apexmc.co Discord link: https://discord.gg/X3TUcqbvNZ

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Emeralds Found: 144
    Animals Bred: 164 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 378

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • TheFruitBox

    TheFruitBox

    TheFruitBox Minecraft Server

    Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources and shape the marketplace. The currency of choice? Sponges—the iconic block of Minecraft.

    Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products.

    Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive custom events developed by our dedicated admin – all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

    Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

    Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction.

    Server Wiki: Delve into the rich history of our server through our comprehensive wiki. Uncover past events, remarkable stories, and the legacy that has shaped our community.

    Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • From The Fog Survival

    From The Fog Survival

    From The Fog Survival is a New Minecraft Server that features not only Herobrine, but also some new entities that lurk in the darkness…

    THIS SERVER IS IN A BETA RELEASE, AND NOT ONLY NEEDS FORGE 1.20.1 INSTALLED TO RUN, BUT ALSO ALL THE MODS TO BE INSTALLED ON YOUR PC.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 2927
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Caps Skyblock

    Caps Skyblock

    Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Runes Activated: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Unicraft Network

    Unicraft Network

    Unicraft Network official server, I hope you have fun playing on this server we have Modalities available, survival custom boxpvp Clans and many more I hope to see you

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Dimension Hops: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 2021

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Critter Craft

    Critter Craft

    Embark upon an extraordinary odyssey within our Minecraft Survival Server, where the harmonious integration of Towny plugins converges with a pulsating economy, creating an immersive and intricate tapestry of gameplay.

    Forge strategic alliances, stake your claim by establishing a sovereign town, and artfully navigate the nuanced dynamics of a player-driven economy. In this expansive world, success hinges on astute planning, collaboration, and the development of robust camaraderie.

    Will you ascend as an economic maestro, skillfully shaping the destiny of your virtual empire, or emerge as a masterful town architect, crafting realms that stand the test of time? Alternatively, will you become a formidable force, a driving influence in the ever-evolving survival landscape?

    Join us now and etch your indelible mark into the very bedrock of our server. An unparalleled adventure awaits—where unity, thriving communities, and conquest define your journey!

    Don’t be scared. Come hang with the critters.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Lyoxir Network

    Lyoxir Network

    Lyoxir Network is a Minecraft server that values ​​user feedback and constantly strives to improve. It offers an exclusive game mode, Survival Earth Kingdoms, which features a detailed map of the Earth where players can create/join kingdoms, role-play, and go to war. Lyoxir Network is committed to providing a unique and rewarding gaming experience that no other Minecraft server can compete with. Join now and come take a look!

    Frequent questions: 1# What is our IP? You can join our network through the IP play.lyoxir.net or play.lyoxir.xyz. We are waiting for you!

    2# What version is the server? Lyoxir Network supports players of all versions higher than 1.12.2, this to provide the user with a better experience.

    If you have more questions or concerns about our server, we invite you to join our discord.lyoxir.net where you can create a ticket and talk to our team.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4874 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Dragons Nest

    Dragons Nest

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 1330
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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