Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Towns Built: 6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Dreamland Survival

    Dreamland Survival

    Welcome to Dreamland Survival!

    This server is currently run on 1.16.1 Java edition and, as the name implies, is a Survival server. Of course, there are a few twists. There are many plugins that help make your experience more enjoyable if you’re a bit lazy, including the Jobs plugin (If you want easy money) and a Shop plugin (If you think it’s too much work to get the materials yourself.)

    We do have towny and grief prevention plugins if you want to protect your land as well.

    Besides those common plugins, we have less common ones as well, including Minetinker, which gives you more enchanting options AND you can pick and choose which enchantments you want to make your tools better. We also have falling meteorites, which can contain rare and valuable loot.

    If you’re looking for a welcoming small-knit community and an active owner, this server is the place to be!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blossomheart

    Blossomheart

    Blossomheart.minehut.gg

    What does Blossomheart offer? Crates with custom items and obtainable by just playing! Jobs 1000+ Quests Chestshops Custom Coded Warps Friendly Community Texture Pack Custom Items 12 diffrent Jobs 1000+ Quests Join now blossomheart.minehut.gg

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Cherry Blossom SMP || 1.17.1 – 1.19 || Ranks || Towny || mcMMO || Economy || Graves || NO Pay-to-Win || Bedrock Crossplay

    Cherry Blossom SMP || 1.17.1 – 1.19 || Ranks || Towny || mcMMO || Economy || Graves || NO Pay-to-Win || Bedrock Crossplay
    Logo🌸 Cherry Blossom 🌸 is a family friendly(PG) server that was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while offering a variety of plugins and commands that enhance the minecraft experience such as /warps, /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! We want to be your “home” server where you can relax and enjoy a wonderful survival experience for both java and bedrock players!

    Simple and effective spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs.

    JAVA IP: cherryblossom.apexmc.co(If this IP doesn’t work for some reason, use: 147.135.31.45:25655)

    BEDROCK IP: cherryblossom.apexmc.coBEDROCK PORT: 25655Connecting to Bedrock

    Bedrock players can use the following commands:/offhand – Swaps items from main-hand to off-hand like java/advancements – See all of the java advancements for your account.

    Game version: 1.17.1 (1.18 compatible)

    Discord:https://discord.gg/JkVmvn54CS

    Founded 8-01-21

    CoreProtect Anti-Grief :Can’t afford a town yet? Don’t worry! Griefing is not allowed, and if it happens we can roll it back!

    Private Vault Plots:Purchase a vault at /warp vault for a permanent bank! Comes with a teleport, TONS of storage, and an ender chest.

    NO PAY-TO-WIN. EVER:EULA friendly donation options. We only offer fun and cosmetics to support the server.

    Dynmap:View the entire towny map and town borders!http://cherryblossom.apexmc.co:6921/

    Misc and QoL plugins:Brewery plugin! Invisible item frames via /itf. Item pickup filter via /itemfilter.

    Ranks:Spend your hard earned in-game money to rank up and unlock new pets and permissions such as more locks, sethomes, /back, /workbench, /anvil, /enderchest, /condense, /nick, /fly and more!

    Grave system:If you die your inventory and levels will be stored in a little gravestone for 1 hour and even tell you the coordinates in chat. In an emergency you can teleport to your grave for $500 with /graves.

    Unique Custom Items and Crates/Keys:Obtain various keys that open loot crates just by playing! These keys are ONLY obtained through gameplay and never sold in the donor shop. These crates reward you with gear unobtainable anywhere else!

    mcMMO:Progress your character and level up just by playing to unlock powerful and useful abilities.

    Server shop:Sell items to the general store to make quick money.

    Towny:Rank up to knight to be able to purchase and manage your own town.

    Player shops:Baron rank can buy their own display shops. Shop in the player market at /warp vault or set up a shop of your own!

    Player economy:Buy and sell items to other players with ease using the /auctionhouse or buy/sell from player shops in /warp vault!

    Money from mobs:Kill mobs, animals, and bosses to earn money.

    Come give us a try! We have miscellaneous features for fun such as /sit, chairs, and invisible item frames. We always take suggestions!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Zombie Dances: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6955
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • JANGO PVP

    JANGO PVP

    This is a very basic pvp server. Fight other players, and get better weapons by buying them from the shop! To earn money, you just half to simply wait. You can go AFK, and still make money! The arena players fight in, is an abandoned city. There are secret spots, and Sewers! There are 3 secret villagers hidden around the world with secret items you can buy! Good Luck!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SaltyStarlightMC

    SaltyStarlightMC

    Welcome to SaltyStarlightMC, We are a new towny survival server for 1.20.4! Here we have custom generation for biomes and improved Minecraft structures! With new biomes to explore the possibilities are endless! There are lots of new areas to explore to find the perfect fit for your town. Here we use diamonds as currency and multiple ranks to earn by playtime, we hope you enjoy and can’t wait to see you on!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support

    ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support
    Welcome to Prism Party! We are an LGBTQ+ friendly community server offering creative and survival game-modes, regular server events, and more. Join us today!

    play.prismparty.net [​25565 Java – 19132 Bedrock]

    Join us on Discord!

    💎🏳️‍🌈 Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support Minecraft Server

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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • AvatarMc

    AvatarMc

    Hey Everyone! Are you looking for: A Survival, Avatar The Last Airbender-Themed JAVA Server A place to make new friends! Staff Applications open rn! Dm fattypatty#1912 on Discord for the IP! Everyone Join Right Now!!!! (no lag!!!!)

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2033
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 190236 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • RegionalMc

    RegionalMc

    ======================= | Vote our server and join our | | discord dsc.gg/regionalmc | | Playing our server and fun | =======================

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Animals Bred: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MC Magma Survival – Updated to 1.20.4!

    MC Magma Survival – Updated to 1.20.4!
    Welcome to MC Magma Survival!

    Our goal is to create a welcoming and friendly atmosphere in a survival server. We wish for this to translate to gameplay as well, therefore we have protection from griefers for a worry-free experience. If you do get griefed, one of our staff members will use CoreProtect to identify the griefers and reverse the damage they have done. We also have keep inventory enabled, so you do not have to stress about losing items.

    Also, we have other standard survival server features like /sethome, Essentials, mcMMO, ChestShop, and more.

    Come check the server out!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • WoolyLands

    WoolyLands

    WoolyLands is a unique 1.4.7-1.12.2 Kit PvP server made by Yukky, and AP Clan. There are cool kits, ranks, perms, and rewards in crates. The server is still being worked on, but soon there will be an early whitelisting period, where people on the discord can put their IGNs in the chat room, and staff on the server will whitelist them, before the server’s official opening date.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Gods Slained: 0 Potions Brewed: 170
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crescenta Nations/SMP [1.18-1.20]

    Crescenta Nations/SMP [1.18-1.20]
    Crescenta is a semi-casual nations-SMP roleplay experience that grows with its community, both figuratively and literally!Explore the world, make a town, make a nation, invite your friends! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

    Some of the things you can do on Crescenta!– Claim Land, Make Towns and Nations!– Make Alliances!– Declare Wars!– Explore the World of Barathos!– Become a Nether Bandit, it’s anarchy there!

    Some of Crescenta’s Features!– Brewery!– Dynmap!– Custom World!– 1:4 Nether Scaling! There’s 4 TIMES as much nether, and so much more netherite to mine!– Long lasting worlds! Our unique strategies allow for worlds to be fresh and new for much longer than others! Make something and have it last!

    Server IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.hostServer Version: 1.18.x-1.20.x

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Zombie Dances: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • notenoughGames

    notenoughGames

    There are never enough games Please enjoy playing ๐Ÿ˜€ Murder Skywars And more! Come play today!! There are never enough GAmes!!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Cyrus Community

    Cyrus Community

    A newly born server with the goal of making the game as pleasant and interesting as possible. Our server is not completely original vanilla because we have plugins that enable an easier and more interesting game for players, and we also try to find the best optimization. Everyone is welcome on the server and we are trying to expand our community into a nicer place.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 441
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Alien Abductions: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ๐ŸŒŸ EmeraldsMC ๐Ÿ’Ž [PVP] ๐Ÿก [LANDS] ๐Ÿ‘‘[SURVIVAL] ๐Ÿ›’ [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] ๐ŸŽ‰

    ๐ŸŒŸ EmeraldsMC ๐Ÿ’Ž [PVP] ๐Ÿก [LANDS] ๐Ÿ‘‘[SURVIVAL] ๐Ÿ›’ [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] ๐ŸŽ‰
    🌟 Welcome to EmeraldsMC! 💎PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COM

    Discover a world of endless possibilities with our active staff ready to assist you anytime. Your opportunities here are endless. Show off your leadership skills by creating a town, become rich by gathering resources and completing weekly challenges, and run custom chest-shops!

    We have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!

    – 🏡 Build thriving towns to show off your creativity.- 🛒 Run successful shops and amass riches in-game.- 🎉 Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.

    Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

    🔥💰🏰🌄

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Magma MC

    Magma MC

    Magma MC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! Server Version: 1.16.2 Survival Active owners/admin keep inventory Land Claims Grief Prevention we are adding minigames

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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