Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TerminaMC.com – The Best Towny Experience! [WARTIME] {Towny} {mcMMO} {Bedrock & 1.20.4 Java}

    TerminaMC.com – The Best Towny Experience! [WARTIME] {Towny} {mcMMO} {Bedrock & 1.20.4 Java}
    🏰 Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com!

    🌎 IP: TerminaMC.com

    🔗 Discord: discord.gg/Termina

    🎮 Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565

    🌟 Why Choose Termina? 🌟

    🛡️ Play Your Way – PvP or Passive:We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!

    💣 Weekly Wartime:Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! 🕗 Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!

    🌲 Claim Your Part of the Wilderness:With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!

    🔝 No Pay-to-Win:We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!

    🌎 Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

    💎 Still not convinced? Ask our community yourself! 😎 discord.gg/Termina 💎

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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • FunSMPcraft

    FunSMPcraft

    On this server you can play Skyblock, SMP and more! I am making more games like parkour or a maze. The server is almost ready and then we are open daily! I hope i see you there.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 4062
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • StelarMC

    StelarMC

    StelarMC Network Do you want to play a server without limits? Have fun with your friends? Your time has come! You are facing StelarMC, a server in which you can very easily have rank to play a wonderful Survival. What are you waiting for! stelarmc.club

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mines Excavated: 4246
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Dragon Smp

    Dragon Smp

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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ores Mined: 4820
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Crops Grown: 4259
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4817 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • 🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [/PVP] [/SURVIVAL] 🏡 [SMP] 👑 [LANDS] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉

    🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [/PVP] [/SURVIVAL] 🏡 [SMP] 👑 [LANDS] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉
    🌟 Welcome to EmeraldsMC! 💎

    PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COM

    Discover a world of endless possibilities with our active staff ready to assist you anytime. Your opportunities here are endless. Show off your leadership skills by creating a town, become rich by gathering resources and completing weekly challenges, and run custom chest-shops!

    We have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!

    – 🏡 Build thriving towns to show off your creativity.– 🛒 Run successful shops and amass riches in-game.– 🎉 Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.

    Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

    🔥💰🏰🌄

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • KitPvPlayz

    KitPvPlayz

    THIS IS FUN JOIN NOW !!!!!1111 we have good ranks vote to get exclusive kits!!!1111 U CAN ALSO GET VIP FOR BEING NICE AND BEING CONSISTENT

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3862
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Star Shards Collected: 145
    Towns Built: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TehCraft SMP

    TehCraft SMP

    A cool and fun Cross-Platform 1.20 Minecraft Java server that you should definitely check out! Currently supports Premium and Cracked. What are you waiting for? Join us now!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Witchery: Mystic & Magick – Modded Java 1.7.10 PvE/PvP

    Witchery: Mystic & Magick – Modded Java 1.7.10 PvE/PvP
    Discord: https://discord.gg/VNVUMqnWebsite: https://witchery.guildtag.com

    "Welcome Dreamers!" banner

    “Finally, you’re back, after all those years you spent dreaming.”

    One hundred years after an ages-long War that ravaged the Overworld, Dreamers have returned from their haven dimensions to try and start their lives anew. But even though the War is over, some Dreamers still seek promises left to them by the four icons responsible for the chaos: Lilith, Leonard, The Huntsman, and The Goddess.

    Modpack Highlights

      Summon demons, ride a magic broom, become a vampire or werewolf, and more with Witchery!Breed unicorns, pegasi, and custom magical horses each with their own unique powers!Fight dragons, battle your way through roguelike dungeons, and try to survive the blood moon!Brew booze with potion effects and craft cheeses with Growthcraft: Community Edition!Become a master smith and forge powerful tools and armor with Minefantasy 2!Explore the world for different ingredients and make dozens of new foods with Pam’s Harvestcraft!Mark your base with heraldic banners and decorate it with hundreds of thematic objects!Face new versions of your favorite mobs, like fiery skeletons, and queen ghasts!Let your skin show, use cosmetic armor, or use a custom player model with horns, wings, and more!

    "Server Highlights" banner

      Choose from PvE-focus or PvP-focus user roles to fit your favorite playstyle!Trade with NPCs or other players with physical currency!Use a golden shovel to claim land/prevent griefing!Player heads drop when players are killed!Enjoy a community-focused, friendly playerbase, and dedicated staff!Vote for the server to receive rewards, including blessings by Witchery’s various icons!

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    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • OrganicMC

    OrganicMC

    A simple survival and creative server to enhance your experience. Skyblock gamemode coming soon!

    1.17.1 and 1.18 Support!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • LuckyVN

    LuckyVN

    LUCKYVN – Vietnamese Minecraft server with genres: MINIGAME – SKYBLOCK – TOWNY – MORE

    ———————— JOIN WITH US :3 ————————

    IP: LUCKYVN.COM WEB: https://luckyvn.com

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Enchantments Applied: 120
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 🏰 Stonecrest 🏰 – OPENING WEEK (February 1st!): Towny, Wars, Geo-political Roleplay –or just normal towny (up to you!)

    🏰 Stonecrest 🏰 – OPENING WEEK (February 1st!): Towny, Wars, Geo-political Roleplay –or just normal towny (up to you!)
    StonecrestMC~A server and community for all

    Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more.For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them.Not familiar with Towny? Towny will provide the claim protection so your builds and bases are safe, this plugin makes players bond together and work towards building a small little community within the server.

    Most of the game will be like a normal survival playthrough with a few added twists, mainly the economy and war features. Diamonds generate 2x less on the server as they are a form of currency. This currency will be able to be used in our player-run marketplace where players can build and sell items from.

    War will be how players can earn the crown. Every two weeks we will host a war event, this event will allow towns and nations to battle each other for geo-political dominance. Depending on the style of the war, whoever is the leader of the town or nation that prevails on top will be crowned King or Queen (player’s choice of title) of the server for two weeks. How you rule is up to you (staff will have a hands-off approach outside the extent of the rules). Wars are not required, if you wish to be a peaceful town then you may do so. ALL war events will have griefing off. These will be PvP Opt-in events only. We want to cater to all people so there is no requirement whatsoever to be a part of this system. However, there are some nice incentives! The King of the Server has extremely powerful commands and abilities that will set them apart.

    King (or Queen) of the server abilities:

      The king will have abilities in-game effects to friends or town members, these effects can be handed out to 5 individual players and 1 entire group (such as a town) per day. These effects can be extremely powerful if one knows how to use them correctly ;)Additional perks of King: (SUBJECT TO CHANGE BEFORE LAUNCH)
        Ability to fly for 20 minutesNo cost for shop-plotsSpecial chat featurescustom rank title (If you wish to be called “Supreme Emperor” instead of “King”)All Cosmetics and Exclusive King CosmeticsPriority everything (Join, Tablist, Discord VC)Free teleport cost; and any town teleportsCustom God ArmorCustom Death Message and Join/Leave MessageEfficiency 6-7 (all other players are subject to vanilla enchants)Smite one player / every 20 minsKING discord channel – KING VC
          Ability to create 2 Temp ranks (server) and roles (discord) to be awarded to one player each respectively.

    Okay, but Beef, I don’t want any of this, I just want to play on a Minecraft server. Well, we also cater towards this as well. Without any of these features, you still will have a normal gameplay experience with you and your friends. Claiming land is the only caveat as that will be the form of land claim. Besides that these are all the settings of our server!IP: Stonecrest.xyzWhitelist: NoDynmap: YesDifficulty: HardPvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event)Economy: 1 Diamond = $1World Size: 20kVersion: 1.19 – 1.20.5

    Why else should you join? We are not even open yet and we are already a fast tight-knit community of over 90 strong. Once the server launches we also plan on hosting other events outside Just War that will be catered to all!

    We will be launching Stonecrest on February 1st, 2024!If you are interested or have ideas on how to improve this project idea please join our discord!https://discord.gg/8ErZdKuyaE

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Enchantments Applied: 249
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3897 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • OrginsMC

    OrginsMC

    Welcome to OriginsMC SMP

    Please Read Rules on Discord Website: https://originsmc.net/ Discord Invite: https://discord.originsmc.net/ Donation Store: https://store.originsmc.net/ Ip: play.originsmc.net

    Voting

    Vote for our server to increase our community.

    Voting Website: https://originsmc.net/voting.html Have Fun!!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Esta Network

    Esta Network

    The Esta Network is a premium Minecraft PVP Based server and is still in development stages however is published as a release.

    The current gamemodes we have at the moment are:

    • Bot Practice [1.7 – 1.8x] [NA Proxy]

    This gamemode is a Practice server with an AI Dueling system, the AI is self-learning and if played more will get a lot better in performance.

    IP Address: Esta.land Discord: https://discord.esta.land Store: https://store.esta.land Website: In development…

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Friends SMP 2.0!

    Friends SMP 2.0!
    Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

    Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

    Join our discord here: discord.gg/D8VpEJ33vN

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 309
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3709 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SloperMC

    SloperMC

    THIS SERVER IS CREATED BY SLOZIN AND HIS STAFF FRIENDS AND THE SERVER IS NEW BECAUSE IT ONLY HAS FACTIONS 🙂

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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