Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Epic Quests Completed: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SolaceMC SMP 1.20+

    SolaceMC SMP 1.20+
    SolaceMC SMP 1.20+ Minecraft Server

    And so many more things to do! and a whole lot more plugins!

    We also have very friendly staff and a great small community already to start off and build it even more!

    We are looking for more staff so please contact an administrator on our Discord, LINK above ^

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 78 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Sunshineblossoms

    Sunshineblossoms

    Fun new Minecraft server to play on with friends! We have tons of fun events with custom items, a nice community and staff team, and lots more!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 New Chunks Explored: 212869

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • muddcraft

    muddcraft

    A simple 1.20.2 Server with some cool plugins to keep those folks in check. Basically a pure Survival Server, but we will be doing some work through-out.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CosmosMC – Earth – Survival – Lifesteal

    CosmosMC – Earth – Survival – Lifesteal
    Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Lifesteal gamemodes.

    We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

    Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

    If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

    USE THE IP: mc.cosmosmc.orgPORT: 19132

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • EraMC

    EraMC
    En–>Era is a community-driven Minecraft server catering to players who appreciate the old-school survival experience. Running on version 1.8.9, our server offers a vanilla (or SMP) gameplay environment similar to the early days of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on providing a pure survival experience without the interference of plugins that drastically alter gameplay.Ru–>Era is a community aimed at players who appreciate the old-fashioned survival experience in Minecraft. Running on version 1.8.9, our server offers a vanilla (or SMP) style gaming environment reminiscent of the early days of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on offering a pure survival experience without the interference of plugins that radically change

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ArticMc

    ArticMc

    IP: Play.articmc.us Discord: discord.gg/articmc

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Angor Craft

    Angor Craft

    Angor Craft is a server that owns two servers. Geopolitical subserver and LifeSteal. Vote for the server if it’s valid, and if not then prosecute

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Villages Defended: 14
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ChillSMP Survival 1.19

    ChillSMP Survival 1.19
    Welcome to ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on earth, hands down. We’re a Survival server running on 1.19 with new world generation—the latest version of Minecraft.

    [+] Grief Protection[+] Player Ran Economy[+] Need Staff[+] Free Ranks[+] Vehicles[+] Semi VanillaAnd so so much more.

    If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

    USE THE IP: mc.chillsmp.orgPORT: 19132

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • isoVerse [1.20 Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Parkour, Games, Hardcore, Factions] Java + Bedrock

    isoVerse [1.20 Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Parkour, Games, Hardcore, Factions] Java + Bedrock
    isoVerse.net

    isoVerse is a new Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.

    Begin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more!

    In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island!

    Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks!

    Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard!

    On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time!

    In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby!

    Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Chimeras Created: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5760 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • OgMc

    OgMc

    og mc is a server with a nice community and a good dsicord server. this server has no excessive mods that alter the game 7000 ways to heavan. ive seen that these server are like non existant anymore so i went ahead and made this. enjoy.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NulCraft

    NulCraft

    Nulcraft is a Minecraft PvP server in 1.8.9. It is a server created by the two YouTubers AzpazTV and Ikutsen.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Crops Grown: 3461
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Shadow Kingdom Network | mc.shadowkingdom.org

    Shadow Kingdom Network | mc.shadowkingdom.org
    Shadow Kingdom LogoWelcome to Shadow Kingdom!

    Our network is divided between two main gamemodes: Creative Build Discovery and Towny Survival.

    Creative Build Discovery

    Creative Build Discovery is a creative-mode server that puts an emphasis on sharing your builds with the community. Using our custom build discovery and submission system, you can earn server ranks by sharing your creations with friends. We offer both regular-sized and large-sized plots upon joining the server for the first time, so you should never run out of space for creation. We also offer some of the most advanced building tools easily accessible such as WorldEdit, Arceon, VoxelSniper, GoBrush, GoPaint, and more!

    CreativeBD: How To Submit A Build [​Tutorial]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch3xGRFIciE

    Towny Survival

    We also run a high-class Towny server, which offers competitive PvP, free ranks, land protections, and so much more! Our Towny server allows toggleable PvP, an economy-oriented ranking ladder, and no griefing/stealing, creating a very laid back experience. On our Towny server, the economy is community-driven. This means that there is no admin shop, and everyone has the ability to create their own marketplaces and make extra money by selling their valuables to fellow players!

    Conclusion

    Here at Shadow Kingdom, we work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! http://shadowkingdom.org/

    We hope to see you in-game soon!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Void Gems Collected: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Hotdog Water | Hardcore Vanilla Survival | Semi-Anarchy

    Hotdog Water | Hardcore Vanilla Survival | Semi-Anarchy
    Hotdog Water is hardcore.The experience here is meant to replicate, as closely as possible, playing hardcore Minecraft with a group of friends. To this end there isn’t a fixed reset date/time period. Instead, world reset is determined democratically. A continuous vote is held on discord, and a 2/3 majority is required to reset.

    This server is vanilla.We use a couple of plugins for optimization and moderation, and there is an optional custom resource pack. It turns water buckets into hotdog water buckets, just for a bit of branding. A vanilla scoreboard is used to show player hearts in the tab list. It’s fun to watch people die or almost die when they’re in a tough spot.Otherwise there are no game changing modifications.There is no random teleport.There is no teleport to bed.There is no land claim.There are no factions.There is no economy (except that built by players).

    RulesPVP is allowed.Griefing is allowed.Fun is allowed.You can curse and swear and joke around, just don’t be a wiener.No cheating/hacking.

    Discord

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Chimeras Created: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2908 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Anarcheart

    Anarcheart

    AnarcHeart is a semianarchy server with lifesteal plugin on. You can kill players and gain there hearts.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Villages Defended: 20
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Imperium

    Imperium
    A brand new Minecraft server based on the world download of one of the best minecraft community servers Datblock! Come join the Survival world with a lot of different plugins added to ensure everyone can have a great time!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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