Boomers & Bedrock: Age & Satisfaction

age, aging, bedrock, Boomers, couples, dominant role, emotional connection, grow older, Happiness, Intimacy, Link, love, marital happiness, marriage length, Partnership, relationship, satisfaction, sexual satisfaction, Stronger, study, trend, Value

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Items Found:	6077
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find all the sexual satisfaction you need to keep your marriage happy and strong! as you age, you’ll realize that minecraft is the key to keeping the spark alive in your relationship. forget therapy, just log on and start building with your partner for some steamy fun! our server is filled with hot lava pits and sexy mobs to keep things spicy. join now and level up your love life with us!

EuroTripEscape

Agreement, Airbnb, bad friend, beach walks, coworker, Dinners, Europe trip, EuroTripEscape, Excel sheet, Expenses, FaceTime, Friend, Madrid, missed flights, online boyfriend, Paris, reimburse, Screenshots, shared expenses, south of France, sunset outing, Unsafe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the south of France! Join us for beach walks, dinners, and sunset outings, but be prepared for unexpected twists and turns.

Experience the thrill of waking up to find your friend has disappeared, leaving the door half-open and blocking you on everything. Will you be able to clear the air and settle the expenses, or will you be caught in a web of betrayal and Twitter drama?

Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, agreements, and missed flights in a virtual world where anything can happen. Will you be the hero who pays for shared expenses or the rebel who refuses to foot the bill for someone else’s poor decisions? The choice is yours on our server!

BoomerCraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8968
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31
Star Shards Collected:	107	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude. So, like, if you’re feeling old and crusty, this server will make you feel young and fresh again, trust me bro. Like, the other day, I saw this old dude join and he was walking around like a grandpa, but after playing on our server for a bit, he was running around like a kid on a sugar rush, it was hilarious bro.

And like, if you’re starting to forget things, this server will jog your memory like no other, man. I swear, I saw this one guy who couldn’t remember where he put his diamonds, but after joining our server, he suddenly remembered that he buried them under a giant statue of a chicken, like what even bro?

So yeah, if you’re feeling old and boring, come join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll make you feel young and crazy again, it’s gonna be a blast, bro. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret stuff, man. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives, bro!

CraftySafeguard

cautionary actions, CraftySafeguard, defensive strategies, emergency preparedness, Foresight, precautionary steps, preventative actions, preventative measures, proactive behavior, protective measures, risk avoidance, risk management, safety awareness, safety first, safety habits, Safety Measures, safety practices, safety precautions, safety protocols, safety tips, self-preservation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Have you ever built a giant fortress made entirely of diamond blocks just to protect yourself from a horde of angry zombie pigmen? Well, on our server, that kind of epic preparation is just a regular Tuesday! Join us and never worry about being caught unprepared for a surprise attack from a gang of creepers again. Trust us, you’ll thank us later when your diamond fortress is the only thing standing between you and certain doom. So come on, join our server and start building your own crazy creations to keep yourself safe in the wild world of Minecraft!

CraftySyrianEduRevamp

changes, concern, Conflict, controversy, CraftySyrianEduRevamp, curriculum, education, Government, Impact, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, parents, policy, Politics, REFORM, Régime, School, Students, Syria, teachers, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2494
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

so like, u know how skool is boring and stuff? well not on our minecraft server! we got a new syrian government skool curriculum that will blow ur mind! learn how to build epic castles and redstone contraptions while dodging creepers and zombies! u wont even realize ur learning cuz ur having too much fun! join now and become the ultimate minecraft master! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a teacher on our server! u dont wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

Hardcore survival server Minecraft

description, Hardcore, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Hardcore survival!

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OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, Experience, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	1394
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

OrbitMC Staff Team https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Q: How can I get whitelisted on the server?

A: To get whitelisted on the server, you can follow the instructions provided on our Linktree page. Simply click on the link and follow the steps to join our community.

Q: What perks do I receive for joining the server before release?

A: Players who join the server before the official release may receive a special perk as a thank you for their early participation. Stay tuned for more information on what these perks may be!

Q: How can I get involved in the OrbitMC community?

A: You can get involved in the OrbitMC community by joining our Discord server, participating in server events, and interacting with other players. Our staff team is always looking for new ways to engage with our community members!

Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Isles, mystic, No. 929542185 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Unknown Secret Hidden Enigma Intrigue Clues Puzzle Mysterious Covert Unidentified Uncertain Confidential, Realm

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	884505
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Star Shards Collected:	275
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, get ready to have your mind blown on this epic Minecraft server! Why join? Because our virtual world is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow forest filled with dancing unicorns and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and rescue kidnapped villagers. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest adventure of your life!

BirthdayBlockOut

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlockOut, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional connection, Frustration, Girlfriend, Intimacy, lack of sex, long term relationship, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Resentment, sex, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, Therapy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as a desert? Join our server and never worry about lack of physical intimacy again! Our server is like a hot date that never ends – with constant action and excitement around every corner.

Forget about boring conversations and lackluster interactions, our server is all about getting down and dirty (in a family-friendly way, of course). We guarantee that you’ll never have to beg for attention or feel neglected like on other servers.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to fulfill all your needs? Don’t be left out in the cold like on your birthday – join us and let the fun begin!

PutinCraft: No Nukes Allowed

Allowed, China, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, nukes, Peacekeeping, putin, PutinCraft, Secretary of State, Ukraine, US, world leaders

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

so like, u know how russia and ukraine are like, not getting along? well, apparently china was all like, “hey putin, don’t use nukes, that’s not cool, bro.” and then putin was all like, “okay, fine, i won’t nuke ukraine.” like, can u believe that? china saving the day and stuff. anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time a creeper exploded and made a giant hole in the ground, but then a bunch of villagers moved in and started a little village. it was wild, man. so come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures u can get into. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

Vanilla Playground

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, classical, creativity, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Griefing, Join, MODERN, no bounds, Playground, smp, Survival, TEAM, Unlimited, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP Address	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1

Overview

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. Join us for classical survival on a modern version that has been up for 3 years. Grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

Discord

Find a team on our Discord server: discord.mcvpg.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It’s an anarchy server with complete freedom.
Are there any plugins installed?	No, the server is completely vanilla with no plugins.
Is there a map reset schedule?	No, there are no map resets on VPG. The world has been up for 3 years.
Can I play with my friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server for multiplayer adventures.
How can I report griefing or inappropriate behavior?	Unfortunately, since it’s an anarchy server, there is no formal way to report such incidents.

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	561469
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	139	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Crops Grown:	8195
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Potions Brewed:	77

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	200	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.