Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
Love Letters Sent: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
New Chunks Explored: 420489 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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